Twelve Step Programm for more Blog Posts on MGS-RADAR.de

July 6th, 2010 von Stephan

  1. We admit, that we’re powerless over non-stop distractions like Facebook, Youtube or Google(1)
  2. We came to believe that a greater power like Google, Facebook or Youtube can only sanitize us(2)
  3. We made a decision to turn our will over to the care of ourselves as we understand us
  4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory over google(3)
  5. Admitted to google and to ourselves and another human beeing (Daniel, are you reading me?)  the exact nature of our wrongs
  6. We’re enterily ready to make GOOGLE remove all these defects of character
  7. Humbly ask them to remove ourselves from the google library
  8. Made a friendlist of all persons we have and are not aware of the presence of our blog
  9. Make direct threats to such people to make comments!
  10. Continue to take personal inventory for our Social Networks
  11. Sought through Google to improve our concious contact with ourselves
  12. Having a spiritural re-born, carry on the message of blogging to other addictives(4)

((To adress my future: I got two jobs to choose and were I want to be, I’m going to Intensive Care Unit and I waited four years (!) to tell somebody I DON’T WANT TO WORK FOR YOU))

Stephan

["If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear!"]


  1. Humbly stolen from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twelve-step_program []
  2. Ever been addicted to the Youtube Sidebars or constantly searching or stalking people at Facebook, Fuck Heroine, this is the new drug []
  3. According to Google , I’m an landscape Architect , much like Art Vandeley http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T35QhLx_KI []
  4. After reading this religious bullshit for curing a serious addiction, it’s the first time in my life I feel sorry for these spiritual morons []

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Things that guys really need!

July 3rd, 2010 von Stephan

Well, to begin the story I need a fucking laser pointer! I’m a training officer and I also have many presentations in my nursing school and a laser pointer + a portable usb presenter with next page function is the best thing on earth for the lazy presenter! Well I borrowed a RED laser pointer from a friend of mine and tested it. It sucked on daylight. It really sucked especially on a bright backround. And I tend to use bright and light backrounds!

Then I took a look in the internet and there it is, a GREEN Laser pointer. I found this video:

I was impressed and took a look on the website which stated for the given laserpointer

Caution! This laserpointer is not suitable for presentations! It produces a high energy beam with 200mw. It will burn presentation walls in seconds and poses a danger to persons in reach (1500m) of the laserpointer. Be aware of reflections since exposure even for seconds to the bare eye can cause permanent danger. Do not use in zones of frequent aviation - It will distract aviation personnel !

Then I found the following video of a FREE to purchase laserpointer from the internet with 600mw

Well, why do you need this? I don’t know so I started to search and I found the following uses for this

  • Watching the stars and pointing several pictures with it (Don’t know shit about stars, but who says I can’t learn this?)
  • Scaring away birds and bird swarms (Nice in case I have the problem)
  • Popping balloons (Could be fun)
  • Lighting cigarettes and matches (Not interesting to me, but it could be!)
  • Emergency Signaling (Yeah, just burn the eye of the helicopter pilot or potentional rescuer)
  • Burn CD cases (I have enough of them ready to puncture)
  • Attachment to guns (Don’t own one, but times getting tough)
  • Burn the eyes of your enemy (Potential!)
  • Architectural use on high rise buildings (Brings out the ART VANDELY in me)

EXPLANATION ABOUT ART VANDELEY

So anyway I NEED THIS so……..I ordered it and I ordered a real one for presentations!

Next thing in line, if you really need to do things fixed, the movie great tourino teaches you some things but not everything about fixing things. A guy needs to fix things, or he needs to know guys who can fix but anyway if you fix it yourself IT’d be much cheaper.

First thing you need is MULTITOOL, in detail the SWISSTOOL CLASSIC

Thx to NutnFancy for this great review

This tool is really heavy BUT I got several things fixed with it alone

  • Cut down a fence in my garden because I catched with the fucking wire.
  • Breaking into my own safe because I was too lazy to get the key
  • Fix my girlfriends door which was kind of open-door
  • Fix my license plate which was on his way to get lost
  • Cut several things
  • Cut NAILS which I couldn’t pull out

Second thing you need is WD 40!

Why? Because it fixes, is cleans and its getting things done. The best use was as I was kickboarding with my girlfiend during rain. We sprayed the wheels to have no rain around the wheels which is not a good time doing that (they will get stuck). Also very useful if screws are not easy to turn and well, it won’t do many harm if you spray it to something!
Third Thing:

A GOOD, SHARP and QUALITATIVE Knife

Well, I don’t have such a knife but you know what I mean!It’ll scare away the bum from the block and it serves many purposes since you cut many things.

Stephan

["If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear!"]


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Slipknot unmasked - unexpected good interviews

February 1st, 2010 von Stephan

I still have no reference about popular metal music which puts itself in the shade of publicity by putting scandals or some kind of stylish understatement IN FRONT of their actual music (You know, I’m a nurse ; I define myself by fixing SHIT not other things) and I never liked the popularity of Slipknot , despite they have some good pieces of music around. Maybe it’s about the fans, I don’t like the fans of the band, but future articles will follow about this topic.

In my countless searches around Youtube I found some interviews of Slipknot Members without masks and I was amazed how deep and real these guys are in these interviews. Some of them share the same opionions, take a look into this philosophy

BY THE WAY

MySpace SUCKS ass and I’m no longer a member of this piece of shit!

Stephan

["If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear!"]


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Everyday carry items: Original Buff + Cyclone Buff

December 20th, 2009 von Stephan

I always was a wearer of scarves…I really recognized early that you loose much warmth in winter over your neck area. After I saw a commercial in England way back in 2005 (Brighton) I was amazed by the easy principle of BUFF HEADWEAR which is explained in this old, but very explaining video

I use the Original Buff even today in “not so cold” conditions or “very warm” conditions because I don’t like the sun screening on my head. It was VERY good in Greece for example
(Look here HERE or HEEERE for some excerpts)

If you look at this site you can see the function of the Cyclone Buff, which is the better-suited version of the WINTER-Buff because it has windstopper membranes and well it is thicker than the WINTER-Buff shown in this video.

The original Buff will cost about 14€ and the Cyclone Buff with 37€ is a bigger, but VALUABLE investment…I don’t recommend you the HAT/HAD - copies or the cheap ones, they SUCK!

I have to say I don’t like the options of wearing a Polar Buff in the head, because in THIS case you don’t have something around your neck. It makes sense if you have MULTIPLE Buffs around but in this case you just can pull it up and wear a beanie…

Stephan

["If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear!"]


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Remember the Win95 days…

September 29th, 2009 von Stephan

www.winhistory.de

Do you remember the installation of Windows 95?

At first you need to pull out a briefcase out of 1,44 inch discs to install your drivers for the CD-Rom or harddrive….after 3 hours of tweaking and tricking out the system, you had a working system….

Three months later, the situation was completely different…your system needed 10minutes to boot and the final solution was:

format c: (y)

If you want to have this feeling again, visit this site!

www.winhistory.de

Stephan

["If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear!"]


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Justice Seminar: Episode 1 - What is the right thing to do ?

September 27th, 2009 von Stephan

I just saw a link in one of my favourite medical blogs about a free youtube lecture from Harvard university, and the theme was very interesting to…

WHAT IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO?

Why do I take this lecture?
As a nurse I’m always obligated to moral decisions. One of the biggest question is which patient is more in need of care and which patient needs more attention. I have to oversee different aspects not only medical and I’m the one who can/will or cannot/won’t switch buttons which open or close the pathways of an individual not known or personally related to me. I have done maybe thousand decisions in my little career and I will do many more. This subject is called prioritizing.

Many of you would think, that rational reasons like numbers or common guidelines are helping me throughout the daily moral deciding. Sometimes they might help you, but in many cases they are just confusing you and every nurse on duty will let the “nurses 7th sense” get involved, which sometimes tells you the different or just to re-focus.

Let’s take a look at this

http://www.justiceharvard.org/

Stephan

["If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear!"]


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Direful moments of our past part 2: MGS-RADAR.DE a few years ago

May 8th, 2009 von Stephan

Ein Web-Archiv Eintrag zu MGS-RADAR.DE

http://web.archive.org/web/20050526023138/http://mgs-radar.de

Ich gestehe folgende Fehler zu dieser vor-Version der Seite zu

1) Unsere Texte waren naiv
2) ” -” schlecht recherchiert
3) ” -” journalistisch absolut unbrauchbar
4) “-” stilistisch aufgesetzt
5) “-” uninteressant
6) “-” pseudo-journalistisch-wertvoll
7) “-” absolut subjektiv

Betrachten wir die jetzige Situation haben wir

a) Kurioserweise viele Besucher, die anscheinend immer etwas von uns lesen
ALLERDINGS NIE KOMMENTARE HINTERLASSEN
b) Treffen die Punkte 1-3 und 5-7 nach wie vor zu
c) Haben wir die journalistische Fassade über den Jordan gejagt

Es ist so als ob man Müll in eine neue, andere und stilvolle Mültonne tut.

Und soll ich euch was sagen? ES FUNKTIONIERT!

Stephan

["If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear!"]


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Carmina burana lyrics!

March 24th, 2009 von Stephan

:-D :-D :-D

Stephan

["If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear!"]


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Mgs-radar Telekolleg

August 4th, 2008 von Daniel

 Mgs-radar Telekolleg

Immer wieder Stoße ich auf interessante Verwanschaftsbeziehungen zwischen der deutschen und polnischen Sprache. Mit diesem Post möchte ich in unregelmäßigen Abständen darüber aufklären, dass der eine oder andere Zeitgenosse vielleicht sogar unwissentlich ein paar Brocken polnisch spricht.

Erste Lektion / Lekcja pierwsza:
Dingsbums [D] - Wihajster [PL]
Daniel




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Nurse on a scale

October 16th, 2007 von Stephan

2100 Hours of theoretic lessons

2500 Hours of practical work

scale01 Nurse on a scale

Put it on a scale and you got this..

scale02 Nurse on a scale

For everybody who is not able to read properlay….10,7kilograms!

Of course I don’t carry aroudn 10,7 kg all the time…we got many books at our small library

Stephan

["If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear!"]


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