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    And where is your egg?

    July 22nd, 2010 von Daniel

    Handschuhfach-Ei And where is your egg?

    Mine is in the glove compartment! This egg has spent most of the summer inside my car. As I just discovered it is in there since I decided to throw it in while touring from one place to another during last month’s relocation.

    Good thing that I remembered to blogpost this, but once again forgot to take it out^^. I’ll give it another week at the most! It’s certainly not driving back to Schwalmtal, once the internship in Munich is over.

    I wonder whether it’s boiled after the close-to-40 degrees Celcius days? After all the Deutsche Bahn recently managed to heat up its trains to 70 degrees. Imagine how practical that is! No need to use the restaurant car, just carry some raw eggs with you! Brilliant!

    Daniel




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    My Nursing Class - Downgraded and explained

    July 17th, 2010 von Stephan

    My Nursing Class is coming to an end, I’m counting days till it’s over
    And still I know that I’ll miss certain people, who I consider valuable and cool classmates. Unfortunately I became known to them very late, but I think that there is a high possibility that I’ll meet them again.
    And even though, to be hard but fair…In three years I did not become known and close to anybody that well, not because they are all assholes, not because I don’t like them…I did not make the effort of making good friends there, because I have a very stable social circle around me and though I’m in a relationship with a nurse, so I have enough talking about my work allready.
    If I think about the fact, that somebody would come to me and say well you gotta live without your nursing class…I’d be sad for about 5 minutes then I won’t give a fuck.
    My class is either screwed up or the majority of people are twisted…
    To really “Downgrade” it, I have to deal with 5 types classmates
    1. The cool girls or guys who don’t take themselves too seriously and enjoy a good time
    2. The guy who sits next to me, which is a really cool fella
    3. The backstabbing cunts, in years of relationship with their manipulating, testosterone driven boyfriends in some kind of sick abusive dependency - relationship.
    4. The backstabbing cunts who over-estimate their own 1.overall attractivity 2.level of intelligence 3.job skill level and think they are the better side of the world
    5. The cunts, which are apple-polishers/brown noser and COMPLETE opportunists , highly adaptive to everyone and only state their true opinion if there are no possibility for consequences in either way.
    The really angry fact for me is, that I had to see it coming! But I thought to myself , keep a clean plate to everyone of them, be nice. This was the biggest mistake I made. This is normally not me, it’s not me keeping a clean plate…I have a compulsive will to clean the plate from assholes like this and I’m so glad I got one week of school and maybe six weeks and the few exams where I have to see them. It’s sad it has to end this way, but I did my choices so did other persons.
    Stephan

    ["If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear!"]


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    Two Jobs, Two Wards, Two Hospitals, Two Opportunities

    July 7th, 2010 von Stephan

    Ever been in a situation, where you got to choose between two jobs and you have to wage out the benefits,advantages and disadvantages of them and make a final decision?
    I’m in the middle of it!
    I have to make decisions which can affect the next ten years of my life, I have to make a decision to continue my further training and , how can I finance my Study of Medicine???
    As a nurse you get payed…decent but it’s not that much. If I’m going home with more than 1600 € I’m a high - class paygrade (which is the offer in one clinic, BUT it has its disadvantages)
    But money is NOT everything, you can’t do a job which is pissing you off (our your colleagues are pissing you off) for long , even if the money is good. I see the wage of life and work more in life for the next two decades….shit I cannot overview this timeframe, or was it yesterday when I recieved my General Highschool Diploma and was fillin’ up myself with cheap whine to destroy the knowledge gained in three years of hardcore - philosophy ?
    The easier way is no option at all, but I don’t know if this would be easier…
    Stephan

    ["If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear!"]


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    Twelve Step Programm for more Blog Posts on MGS-RADAR.de

    July 6th, 2010 von Stephan

    1. We admit, that we’re powerless over non-stop distractions like Facebook, Youtube or Google(1)
    2. We came to believe that a greater power like Google, Facebook or Youtube can only sanitize us(2)
    3. We made a decision to turn our will over to the care of ourselves as we understand us
    4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory over google(3)
    5. Admitted to google and to ourselves and another human beeing (Daniel, are you reading me?)  the exact nature of our wrongs
    6. We’re enterily ready to make GOOGLE remove all these defects of character
    7. Humbly ask them to remove ourselves from the google library
    8. Made a friendlist of all persons we have and are not aware of the presence of our blog
    9. Make direct threats to such people to make comments!
    10. Continue to take personal inventory for our Social Networks
    11. Sought through Google to improve our concious contact with ourselves
    12. Having a spiritural re-born, carry on the message of blogging to other addictives(4)

    ((To adress my future: I got two jobs to choose and were I want to be, I’m going to Intensive Care Unit and I waited four years (!) to tell somebody I DON’T WANT TO WORK FOR YOU))

    Stephan

    ["If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear!"]


    1. Humbly stolen from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twelve-step_program [↩]
    2. Ever been addicted to the Youtube Sidebars or constantly searching or stalking people at Facebook, Fuck Heroine, this is the new drug [↩]
    3. According to Google , I’m an landscape Architect , much like Art Vandeley http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T35QhLx_KI [↩]
    4. After reading this religious bullshit for curing a serious addiction, it’s the first time in my life I feel sorry for these spiritual morons [↩]

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    Not so many posts recently is an understatement

    July 5th, 2010 von Daniel

    Stephan gives a couple of good reasons for the limited posts over the last couple of months. Many of these points are also true for me. As you can see below it was not only this website that has been neglected for a while.Wachtwoord Not so many posts recently is an understatement

    In fact the 1080 days of studies are a major reason for my recent quiteness. There would be certainly much to write about happenings in such an exciting city as Munich, but an evil Bachelor Thesis kept me hostage for months. Now, with my first post as Bachelor of Business Administration, I can finally cheer: Freedom has been regained! Communication strategies have been sufficiently assessed, the Thesis hastely written, but successfully defended.

    This will be celebrated by wearing a toga and throwing hats high up into the air this Thursday in Venlo. The Dutch guys surprised once again with some tech savyness: The graduation ceremony will be broadcasted live online from 3:00pm on the 8th July.Watch it here and let me know if you could spot which pixels were supposed to be me.

    And if I won’t spent too much time in the “Biergarten”, then I might write every know and then again ;-)

    Daniel




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    Not so many posts recently

    July 3rd, 2010 von Stephan

    It may become obvious to our readers
    (in case they even exist, and IF they exist it would be nice if you’d leave some comments for at least showing your existence!) 
    That our posting decreased since the beginning of the year. I tell you my reasons
    1. I don’t feel in the mood of writing , I cannot produce forced output
    2. I haven’t had the TIME to write, since I’d become more focused on getting a job and the application thing, it consumes so much time
    3. I’m still a little bit paranoid about future employers stalking out something about me and reading my rather not sophisticated products of anger, drunk haze and pure boredom.
    4. I got a girlfriend, I got “normal” friends which I like to see, I got the activities at the fire department, I’m a full time nursing student, I need to get more in shape, I got a car to run…all the things normal people have and at the end of the day I’m just too wasted to get my hands on some writing

    I wrote a review about my recent trip to Paris but I deleted it, because my blood pressure went so high by just thinking about the WORST TRIP OF MY LIFE

    The boozing factor at night was entertaining , though BUT this could also have happened at another place and I hate Paris, I hate France, I hate the Frenchmen, I hate the food , the hostel…oh yeah just some piece of advice to the readers and I don’t give a fuck about any lawyer contacting me for this shit
    Accomodation Kellerman
    17, boulevard Kellermann
    75013 Paris
    If you read this adress or Hostel (It’s called Centre Kellermann) STAY AWAY ITS THE WORST HOSTEL I’VE EVER BEEN!
    - The staff is unfriendly , and none of them understands fucking english!
    - The prices are generally ridiculous
    - The rooms lacking of furniture are stinky, smelly prison cells even at St.Quentin Prison they got more comfort
    - The bathroom is so small and disgusting
    The people staying there (including me) are generally the worst pricks you’ll ever meet
    It’s a fucking building site and there is construction going on everywhere around
    The security guard is a joke
    The food tastes like chloride and is generally not suitable for persons with immune deficiency or any other gastrointestinal related sickness, it tastes REALLY bad and it lacks of calories
    If you complain, nobody is able to understand you
    The beds are , well better than the floor but not much!
    STAY AWAY ! FOR YOUR OWN SECURITY!
    And so everybody knows:
    PARIS SUCKS!
    - It’s one of the filthies cities in the world
    - It’s rather expensive
    - There is no place to piss and to take a dump!
    - It’s impossible to get something decent to eat for less than 10€
    The metro stinks…
    The people are unfriendly, smelling pricks
    There isn’t much to see , really!
    BE SAFE!
    Stephan

    ["If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear!"]


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    Things that guys really need!

    July 3rd, 2010 von Stephan

    Well, to begin the story I need a fucking laser pointer! I’m a training officer and I also have many presentations in my nursing school and a laser pointer + a portable usb presenter with next page function is the best thing on earth for the lazy presenter! Well I borrowed a RED laser pointer from a friend of mine and tested it. It sucked on daylight. It really sucked especially on a bright backround. And I tend to use bright and light backrounds!

    Then I took a look in the internet and there it is, a GREEN Laser pointer. I found this video:

    I was impressed and took a look on the website which stated for the given laserpointer

    Caution! This laserpointer is not suitable for presentations! It produces a high energy beam with 200mw. It will burn presentation walls in seconds and poses a danger to persons in reach (1500m) of the laserpointer. Be aware of reflections since exposure even for seconds to the bare eye can cause permanent danger. Do not use in zones of frequent aviation - It will distract aviation personnel !

    Then I found the following video of a FREE to purchase laserpointer from the internet with 600mw

    Well, why do you need this? I don’t know so I started to search and I found the following uses for this

    • Watching the stars and pointing several pictures with it (Don’t know shit about stars, but who says I can’t learn this?)
    • Scaring away birds and bird swarms (Nice in case I have the problem)
    • Popping balloons (Could be fun)
    • Lighting cigarettes and matches (Not interesting to me, but it could be!)
    • Emergency Signaling (Yeah, just burn the eye of the helicopter pilot or potentional rescuer)
    • Burn CD cases (I have enough of them ready to puncture)
    • Attachment to guns (Don’t own one, but times getting tough)
    • Burn the eyes of your enemy (Potential!)
    • Architectural use on high rise buildings (Brings out the ART VANDELY in me)

    EXPLANATION ABOUT ART VANDELEY

    So anyway I NEED THIS so……..I ordered it and I ordered a real one for presentations!

    Next thing in line, if you really need to do things fixed, the movie great tourino teaches you some things but not everything about fixing things. A guy needs to fix things, or he needs to know guys who can fix but anyway if you fix it yourself IT’d be much cheaper.

    First thing you need is MULTITOOL, in detail the SWISSTOOL CLASSIC

    Thx to NutnFancy for this great review

    This tool is really heavy BUT I got several things fixed with it alone

    • Cut down a fence in my garden because I catched with the fucking wire.
    • Breaking into my own safe because I was too lazy to get the key
    • Fix my girlfriends door which was kind of open-door
    • Fix my license plate which was on his way to get lost
    • Cut several things
    • Cut NAILS which I couldn’t pull out

    Second thing you need is WD 40!

    Why? Because it fixes, is cleans and its getting things done. The best use was as I was kickboarding with my girlfiend during rain. We sprayed the wheels to have no rain around the wheels which is not a good time doing that (they will get stuck). Also very useful if screws are not easy to turn and well, it won’t do many harm if you spray it to something!
    Third Thing:

    A GOOD, SHARP and QUALITATIVE Knife

    Well, I don’t have such a knife but you know what I mean!It’ll scare away the bum from the block and it serves many purposes since you cut many things.

    Stephan

    ["If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear!"]


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