Elvis Invasion imminent!

August 23rd, 2009 von Daniel

fatelvis Elvis Invasion imminent!Yesterday’s philosophical BBQ round brought up the evergreen of ridiculous topics: ELVIS.

When I mentioned my favourite stupidity about exponential growth I pointed out that in a few years a substantial amount of the world population should be “Elvisized”. I heard that some time ago, somewhere and didn’t really know any specifics, so I could not provide any details when asked for.

But now is the time to share this:

According to “Weasel” of the ZPG Reporter there were 48 Elvis impersonators when the great King died. I heard somewhere else that there were only three while Elvis was still performing, but I cannot cite a source here. Anyways, Weasel found out in 1977 that considering the growth rate of Elvis impersonators (in 1996 there were 7,238!) by 2012 every fourth person (!) on Earth will be an Elvis impersonator. [McKee, Sparing Nature - The Conflict Between Humen Population Growth and Earth’s Biodiversiy, p. 91]
Now we all know there are plenty of well performing and not-so-well performing Elvis copies around. But considering that 2012 is pretty close and obviously most of us do not have too many Elvises as neighbours there can be only one explanation: The wave of Elvises will take us by surprise and a global conspiracy will be revealed, inevitably leading to world dominanation of people in white suits and outdated haircuts!

Better be prepared and don’t say I haven’t warned you!

Daniel




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Who wants to be a millionare WIN!

August 20th, 2009 von Stephan

Don’t know if I posted this before, but I think its one of the biggest wins of human history!

Stephan

["If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear!"]


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Schüsse und Geiselnahme in Schwalmtal

August 18th, 2009 von Daniel

 Schüsse und Geiselnahme in Schwalmtal

Wann ist Schwalmtal eigentlich zum Irrenhaus geworden? Erst heute morgen bin ich aus Warschau zurück, hab’ mich pennen gelegt und das Erste was ich bei der nachmittaglichen Runde mit dem Hund höre ist von einer Schießerei in Amern!

RP Online scheint relativ gut informiert zu sein, aber nationale Sender (NTV und N24) bringen auch schon Breaking News.

Nachtrag: Der Spiegel hat nachgezogen.Hier erstes Videomaterial.

Daniel




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Funny Nursing seminar

August 18th, 2009 von Stephan

I actually really enjoy this channel and channel author, but this seminar about checking the neurologic status is something that made me laugh even about myself and some nursing procedures, thanks for enlighting me.

Stephan

["If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear!"]


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United Kingdom Shock Tactics: Textin’ while drivin’

August 17th, 2009 von Stephan

Very good and realistic video

As a professional, I say props for the triage and the handling of this multi-victim scenario!

Stephan

["If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear!"]


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Pediatric nursing: stressfull lateshifts

August 6th, 2009 von Stephan

Ped’s rotation, I’ve been assigned to a pediatric ward with 18 beds and all pediatric aspects including some interdisciplinary beds (pediatric trauma/orthopedic surgery)

Due to the summer vacation in my part of germany, not many children get sick. The admission-rate is far low, the ammount of work you have to do is enjoyable small and everybody says, it is the last time you get so much time for your patients.

Todays lateshift statistics

Patients in my direct care: 3/4
Diagnoses:

  • 16 year old girl with  suspected commotio cerebri
    (Biggest nursing problems: Beeing herself; Electrolyte inbalance)
  • 3 year old boy with suspected commotio –> subarachnoidal bleeding –> commotio
    (Biggest nursing problems: Stabilizing the patient, monitoring the patient
  • 9 year old,heavily disabled child with pneumonia suffering seizures
    (Biggest nursing problems: Handling perfusors and infusion-pumps without getting the I.V. blocked)
  • 14 year old girl with abdominal pain –> suspected appendicitis –> ovarial cyst
    (Biggest nursing problems: Communicate with the patient, Pain management

Punctual at 13:30 the new patients arrived from one to each other, which wasn’t good for our staff settings. Our pediatric clinic is half shut down and there is only one pediatrician in the lateshift. The chief of pediatrics is usualy avaiable but far to busy for doing things the intern has to handle.

Commotio cerebri, which was the main actor starring in our todays shift is a diagnose you have to handle very carefully! It is nothing popular among nurses because the patient needs to be monitored frequently (hour per hour, in acute care every 15minutes with complete monitoring and pupil check which is very unpleasant during night) and the patient does not like this. The problem with commotio is its quickness, if symptomes of a brain-bleeding occur, they occur very quick and hump over each other. If you see a dilated pupil or a pupil difference, the other symptoms like speech problems or neurologic symptoms are in a quick reach. I personally saw a pupil difference twice only, and in one case it was hard to see. Today was the third time and I felt the child factor. If you see a lovely 3 year old boy with pupil difference, you react different than on adults. I cannot explain this, because it was a mistery for me and it still is.

The boy needed and emergency MRI and CCT, which revealed nothing special, the next tryout was meningitis, the following lumbar puncture was scene of agony and misery because he was something different than cooperative. The final diagnosis is still not given, and maybe it wont be given anyday.

My ICU like doing was interupted by my other patient, which is highly depenent and seriosly ill.The perfusors and infusion pumps need to be monitored frequently and this patient was particular bitchy about I.V. lines (Which are very hard to get on children, I learned this very hard) because if they were not blocked with heparine they got clotted in minutes, which is something you need to avoid if you know how hard it is to get a needle in this patient.

The next hard rule of pedi-nursing is: You always got two patients..the child and the mother/father which are more agitated and more full of problems. Children are a product of their parents ability to teach and guide, children are not responsible for their parental-induced faults, but they got many years to deal with it so they become not such a bunch of idiots like their parents…a mission many will not archieve.

After 5pm the whole workflow was gone…everything done

Stephan

["If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear!"]


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