MGS RADAR

A reason for tourists to visit Mönchengladbach: Encouraged by the ladies who use two hair dryers at once I decided to block the hallway, using hair dryers from two different walls WHILE taking a picture. All the effort that is needed for this is written into my face. The one who manages to use three hair dryers and takes a photo of that will get a penny or two from me!

By the way: It’s a nice, new pool

Daniel

Zeit zu diversifizieren! Es stehen die Wahlen zum Minor an, der eine lustige Ergänzung zum Major Programm darstellt. Ich werde wohl “European Studies” nehmen, wobei… auf dem Weg vom inoffiziellen Feldweg-Ausweich-Parkplatz zum Campus konnte man den neuesten Minor “Landmacht” bewundern. Unter anderem den Militaristen hatten wir den Parkplatzmangel zu verdanken! Hauptsache erstmal den Sattelschlepper für den gepanzerten Transporter schön längs auf einem Dutzend Parkplätzen abstellen. Der Parkplatz vom dem ich jetzt rede gehört zwar noch nicht einmal der Hochschule, sondern zu einem Friedhof, aber Parkplatz ist Parkplatz! Tote fahren sowieso eher selten Auto…

Doch nicht nur das Parken wurde einem schwer gemacht. Parallel dazu - Achtung Hightech - muss sich der Minor Aspirant auch im Netz anmelden. Das System hat sich gründlich gewaschen… Ohne Handbuch in Jumboausmaß, oder einem Lotsen der Ahnung hat, geht da nicht viel.

Man beachte den amzon’esken Vermerk: “Your enrollment shopping card is empty.” Aber solange man auf Rechnung zahlen kann und keine Versandkosten blechen muss ist doch alles Sahne!

Daniel

Aktkalender für den guten Zweck scheinen unter Studenten in Mode zu kommen.
Wenn die Kommilitonin entsprechend aussieht freut man sich auch gerne mit.
Leseempfehlung “UNI-AKTKALENDER Wie Ausziehen zum akademischen Trendsport wurde” beim Unispiegel auf spiegel.de.

Allerdings machen die Studenten der technisch naturwissenschaftlichen Sparte
wieder mal den etwas eigenartigeren Eindruck.

Was ich mich bei der Fotostrecke “Zweiter Akt: Nackte Studenten - avanti
dilettanti” fragte:

• 3 von 9 - Was macht die eigentlich mit dem Roboter wenn keiner hinguckt? Will ich gar nicht wissen…
• 6 von 9 - Was würde ein Mathelehrer dazu sagen?

Daniel

1. Buy a 1991 Nissan

2. Drive it for 170.000 km

3.Don’t change anything from the exhaust system!

4.Wait until the exhaust pipe makes rattling noises if you step on the accelerator pedal, then shake the car by driving from a sidewalk to the street.

5. The effect can be this:

Stephan

["If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear!"]

Eyeball Series ist eine Seite mit gesammelten Werken über zensierte Google Maps oder Google Earth Karten und zeigt euch, was auf Wunsch der Regierungen auf den Google Karten zensiert wurde.

Ganz nett sind dabei Wohnsitze der Präsidenten oder das Gelände der NSA…warum wird es zensiert?

Klarer Fall: Terrorismusgefahr 

Stephan

["If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear!"]

As you can see on this blog, I only did some short blogs in the last week. This was because of my final exam in biology and the whole prepare thing about this test. Biology is interesting but several things don’t get my attention. For example the whole classic genetic thing. I’m not able to do the fucking thing with drosophila melanogaster and I’m not able to say wether the filial-generation will be black or white pointed. But there are topics like neuro-physiology that interest me a lot. Why? Because I’m going to be a Registered Nurse in October and I’m a hobby toxicologist.

Learning for the final Abitur-exam is quite strenous. You have to force yourself to do something which is mostly the hardest thing about it. The problem about biology is my tendency of continously not-listening because I’m bothered with something more demanding. For example sketching some things or keep on takling with Julia,Kim or Kathi who sat nearby my for some time in biology. Also I had to change the class from Mrs Syndikus to Mr Vreden. It’s like you dump an iranian terrorist on a flag-day parade in the USA! I just don’t like him but he has a good side. And I think he doesn’t like ignorant wankers like me!

The test itself was okay. There were three topics: Neurophysiology & toxicology, synthetic evolution theory (which I kicked out) and population ecology. There was a poison described which has some analogy to HCN (hydrocyanic acid) and another poison which had analogy to E605 (dyethil parathion) or was E605. The other test was about the volterra rules and am..the magpie-bird. Nothing about sea-ecology or river-ecology. This fucking dickheads in Düsseldorf made such a big thing about their fucking river ecology and what happened? They didn’t hand in a test about fucking rivers!!! Shitload of overpayed morons!!!

After the biology exam I felt relaxed and ready to party. But first I head to deal with some issues concerning my activities in my free-time, which I won’t discuss here because of some people who sleep with a dick in their ass. At friday I cleaned my keyboard from dirt, that I collected for about three years. I had a picture of the dirty state of my keyboard, but I deleted it and now it is completely gone. Then I decided to take some time to relax and at 8pm I met with Daniel going to eat something at Gräfen.

We did the usual things, I mocked on the small waitress who is kind of hot actually (I gave her 2€ tip!) and the went on the Mönchengladbachs number one shithole for two jerks looking for some cheap shelter (It is just called M because of witness protecton). Daniel ordered two pitches, without knowing anything about it! A pitch is a vase used to store beer in. So he ordered 1,25l x 2 of beer, but we rejected the second one. The funny thing is, that the male waitress said that they were out of pitches. It made me laugh because a friend of us stole one at Daniel birthday celebration (I was so fucking drunk…I was singing while laying in my bed and everything was spinning around me…) and so I knew the reason why they are running out of pitches. At Daniels 19th birthday celebration we drunk our asses of in Mönchengladbach. We were at the M. and emptied cans of margheritas. As we went out, we saw suspect M. grabbing something on the bar. As he came out, we noticed the pitch in his hand an we all started laughing. His statement was “Well…it just stood there…why should ya leave a bucket full of beer alone?” You can see this at the following picture, because of witness protection I blurred the eyes of the suspect and witnesses.

We emptied the pitches and talked about this webpage and the success which will come some day!

Then we drove over to Simons flat to did som shit around his neighbourhood, but we didn’t do anything…while driving home we listened to EinsLIVE…about an author from Israel who wrote a book about a jewish marriage…she also did a reading in front of people and she sounded like boozed prick! Back home you can see what I created here…

Stephan

["If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear!"]

Stephan

["If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear!"]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lhaq-AgBFPw  (You’re a hoot!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOz_hOyuy4g  (It’s an ornament!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgBvq4O26SE  (Every time you piss, puke or crap you’re a step further to immortality!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP79baPnZFk (Gay-Syndrome)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpBVkJb0N6Q  (I’m an ex-marine, I was a trained sniper…or was it a pilot???)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrkvweAxiME (I keep a extremely clean penis!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-chihZUG4Y (Death Penalty)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpmdiaJmN74  (Justice Denny Crane Style)

Stephan

["If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear!"]

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gefangenendilemma

Nachricht an Daniel:

Don’t ask don’t tell!

Stephan

["If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear!"]

Stephan

["If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear!"]