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Before I forget again, I better launch my English week, too! Therefore a few
pointless comments in the anglo-saxon language…

Students also have to eat!
I wouldn’t exactly call it “cooking” what I do to the stuff I eat, it’s rather something like meal-preparation, consisting at least of the step:
Open packing and (maybe also) put it on a plate.

Now you see how deeply troubled I recently was to choose the correct cream cheese. Three different packings and it’s all the same product. Oh, well, and one Exquisa to make it complete.


This is a new creation I call: Cottage chesse on beans! Once again I couldn’t
decide for which of the two things to go. So I did the impossible and combined
them! Really weird combination, the taste was… kind of ok. I wonder whether I
am pregnant? Probably I am not, I haven’t added pickles.

Daniel

Eine Kommilitonin sagte: In der Mensa steht ein Gartenhaus. Als ich dann
selber da war, war ich schon etwas überrascht.

Neuer Unterrichtsraum?

Doch der Spuck in der Mensa geht weiter. Seit geraumer Zeit hat irgendjemand
dafür gesorgt, dass ein angsteinflößender, aus Holz geschnitzter Koch in
Schweinegestalt auf die Studenten blickt.

Daniel

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The last week had to be stressfull I guess….at wednesday, I wrote my final english exam and on friday (that means yesterday) I wrote paedagogics. We now have “centralized” tests in all subjects that are chosen by the high payed civil-servants in Düsseldorf. Not even our teacher knows what exercises are chosen. But first things first…

Well our “Officer-in-Command” Jürgen (It’s the hillarious guy with the grey hair that poses with me on the photo where I look like a retard) decided that we only had to go to the subjects which are in our “Abitur”. So the last week before the last week was chosen for a motto-week by the leading congress of my class. The mottos were:

Monday: Sporty
Tuesday: 50’s and 60’s
Wednesday: Beach Party
Thursday: Black & White
Friday: Pyjama Party

On monday…I forgot that there was the motto week…at tuesday I didn’t know what to wear because I didn’t want to wear gay jeans with gay shirts (and I don’t have such shit!) Wednesday was great! I chose the most abnormal and even typical German tourist outfit…a carmouflage pant with flip flops (Asiletten, not the asian shoes!) and a funny hat combined with gay sunglasses. I was prepared for the war!

I damn looked like a retard…but Schulze also was the hit with his german-fag-towel…this passage I use to remember to Schulze, which was one of the funniest guys I ever met. Unfortanetly his permit for the Abitur-exam was refused because he had his seventh “deficit” in math, which is the automatic exit in the german Abitur. Goodbye Mate!

As you can see, we all looked like retards…but this was the whole point of this week. By the way Katrin? If you discover your photos on my page, sorry I stole them perkily from your page! I hope you don’t sue me!

Well, on Thursday (Black & White) I came in my rioter outfit…all in black with a black cap and a scarf under the nose..perfectly prepared for genua. But I don’t have any photos about this. At this day I had my last german lesson, which was entertaining because our teacher is also a retarding idiot…last time I saw him in lesson…It was party time…

Also we had our last sport-lesson with our favourite teacher, Schlani…he is young and has got passion in his job. He made us sweat like shit in his sport lessons and we also met the Skihall in Neuss, where I learned to Ski…we got a special present for him, because of his favour for pink underwear he got a sporty pant from us.

Well the guy gave me 10 points…which is a 2-….not bad for sitting around and talking bullshit and making fun of everbody, which I did about half a year.

Well, I liked sports…it was fun and always something different…even if it was late in the afternoon (Regulary on monday 16:30 - 18:00 and Thursday 16:30 - 18:00) I felt entertained and I learned something about sport.

So, on friday was pyjama party…I had pair of awful pants which I use sometimes for sleeping (usually I sleep in underwear) but it was so freaking cold out there, that I put on my normal pants. I was even slottering with them on the way to school.

Here you can se Stephanie, the british drunkard in our school which had one of the best “costumes”. Also her cuddly toy was cool, and also her inspirating dress. I used this photo without permission of her, so don’t be upset Stephi!

Also other people joined the pyjama party…as you can see it was a good party with many guests.

Here you can see my last stolen pic from Katrin…don’t try to sue me, I’m represented by DENNY CRANE!

So, the last week was chilling…I only had english, biologics, paedagogics and social science…we repeated the shit over and over, and in english we did a topic which the other advanced course did for 2 months in 10 minutes (post-colonialsism)

On friday, our last school day was there and we got our permission to attain the final exam.

How they went on I will tell you in my next blog!

Stephan

["If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear!"]

Hey Ho Folks! I try to connect my final exam-learning with this “work” to establish a little bit of basic knowledge around here!

First things first: What the fuck is a sonnet?

A sonnet is a poem with comes from the Italian word “sonetto”, which means: little song

A sonnet has a strict structure and rhyme scheme, so there is no need for the author to think about anything. He just has to fill in the words.

Shakespeare was the MAC in literature and sonnets. He wrote over 154 (and I guess, this is just the amount of sonnets they found in his house in stratford-upon-aven). They usually use three basic themes which are

1. love & beauty
2. politics
3. mortality

Also, a short summary of the Sonnets
1-17: A young man has to beget some children and found a family, who should pass by his beauty to the next generation
18-126: Also a young man expressing the poet’s love
126 – 152: A poet writes to a mistress and tell her that he loves her

Some of the poems also express, that Shakespeare had a crush for guys…you know..homosexual relations and so on…but it isn’t proved (yet!)

Now, let us take a well known example. Sonnet 18

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

Thou art more lovely and more temperate:

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,

And summer’s lease hath all too short a date:

Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,

And often is his gold complexion dimm’d;

And every fair from fair sometime declines,

By chance or nature’s changing course untrimm’d;

But thy eternal summer shall not fade

Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;

Nor shall Death brag thou wander’st in his shade,

When in eternal lines to time thou growest:

      So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,

      So long lives this and this gives life to thee.

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Stephan 


["If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear!"]





 
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Zwecks besserer Ausnutzung der Tageszeit / besserer Verwirrung der Bevölkerung werden die Uhren am So, den 25.März um 2Uhr eine Std. vorgestellt. Und wer jetzt sagt: Ey, vorgestellt, ist das nicht, wenn ich die Uhr, VORstelle, so von 2 auf 1, der liegt fast richtig.

Besser: Um 2Uhr auf 3Uhr stellen. Heißt: Die Diebe von der Physikalisch-Technischen Bundesanstalt in Braunschweig (PTB) klauen uns eine Stunde! Bedeutet: Merken Sie was?

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Das reicht für die Meisten, Experten lesen noch weiter. Trivia-Wissen, gesponsert von spiegel.de:

Eingeführt wurde die Sommerzeit auf der Grundlage des Zeitgesetzes von 1978, das die Bundesregierung “ermächtigt, zur besseren Ausnutzung der Tageshelligkeit und zur Angleichung der Zeitzählung an diejenige benachbarter Staaten” die Uhren umzustellen. Ganz neu war der Idee aber nicht. Schon von 1916 bis 1918 und 1940 bis 1949 wurde an der Uhr gedreht. 1947 gab es sogar eine Hochsommerzeit, bei der die Uhren gleich zwei Stunden vorgestellt wurden.

Daniel

Manchmal ist man eben auch als Student ein bisschen stolz auf sich, wenn man (im zweiten Anlauf), als Nachhilfegebender, endlich auf den Trichter kommt.
Ich habe die Geometrie der gymnasialen Klasse 7 bezwungen! UUUUUAAAAAAAH!

Das muss man mal in Relation sehen. Meine Qualifikation: Mathe Grundkurs, mit
Schwerpunkt “Unterhaltung durch Rhetorik” (siehe hier). Und Bio als Naturwissenschaft bzw. Mathe-Substitut in der Abiturprüfung. Ja, damals, Anno 2006, ging so was noch.

Viel Spaß und Erfolg an die nachfolgenden Generationen, wenn das “Baden-Württemberg Abi” kommt.

Daniel

Vor kurzem auf dem Weg von der Hochschule, Richtung Heimat.

Die 4 Gänse von Venlo!

Wer kein Weg-Zoll in Form von Brot zahlt, wird bedrohlich angeschnattert.
Guckt Euch die Vandalen an!

Daniel

Herken het gedrag von uw hond!

3 Jahre Oberstufe: Die Maximen der Entwickungsstufen
Die Maxime der 11.Klasse:
- Wer zum Teufel seid ihr alle?
- Gehirnbrat-Deutschstunde mit halber Portion
- Wieso bin ich bis 16:00 in der Schule?
- Mathe GK mit Num: “Des geht aber net!”
- Catcher in the Rye
- Mikroskopieren
- Endoplasmatisches Retikulum/Adenosintriphosphat
- Homo sociologicus
- Freistunde

Maxime der 12.Klasse

- The great Gatsby
- Mathe 2 Punkte
- Handmaids Tale
- unechte Vertrauensfrage
- Keynes
- Fachkonferenz Sozialwissenschaften
- Facharbeit
- 15 Bücher, 2 verwenden
Maxime der 13.Klasse

- Kursfahrt/Alkohol
- Macbeth
- Shall I compare thee to a summers day, thou art more lovely and more temperate?
- Shakespeare
- London Globe Theatre
- Locke
- Globalization
- Luckily or unluckily?
- […] To serve! Wir hören!

Stephan

["If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear!"]

Stephan

["If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear!"]

Warum zum Teufel stellt MGS Radar laufend irgendwelche Artikel über hochtrabende verjährte Köpfe der Geschichte online? Ganz einfach: Unsere Zielgruppe sind im Moment junge Menschen im Alter von 17 bis 25 Jahren, vorzugsweise Hochschulreife an einem Gymnasium (Achtung! Kleiner Seitenhieb für die Gesamtschule!), und mindestens die Hälfte dieser Menschen hat den Grundkurs Philosophie besucht (Manche bei einem bekannten Denkerkopf Wolfhelms) weil sie in der Mittelstufe Religion aufgrund der Option, zwei Freistunden mehr die Woche zu haben abgewählt haben oder sich in der 11 dachten: Scheiß auf Religion, Philosophie ist einfacher und besser!

Der Kopf der Woche ist deswegen Immanuel Kant…ein paar Fakten

Lebensdaten: *22.04.1724 in Königsberg, gestorben 12.02.1804 in keine Ahnung)
Beruf: Philosoph, Ethiker, Vernunftmensch, Perspektive-Schaffender
Studium:Methaphysik,. Philosophie, Theologie

Wichtige Erfindungen und Erkenntnissen

- Die vier Kantischen Fragen:
1. Was kann ich wissen?
2. Was soll ich tun?
3. Was darf ich hoffen?
4. Was ist der der Mensch?

- Kritik der reinen Vernunft

- Die Erkenntnistheorie

- Der kategorische Imperativ: “Handle nur nach derjenigen Maxime, durch die du zugleich wollen kannst, dass sie ein allgemeines Gesetz werde”

- Naturgesetzformulierung: „Handle so, als ob die Maximen deiner Handlung durch deinen Willen zu einem Naturgesetz werden solle.“

Wichtige Zitate:

“Der Mangel an Urteilskraft ist eigentlich das, was man Dummheit nennt, und einem solchen Gebrechen ist gar nicht abzuhelfen.”

“Denken ist Reden mit sich selbst.”

“Die Toleranz muss gegenüber der Intoleranz intolerant sein.”

“Wir sind nicht auf der Welt, um glücklich zu werden, sondern um unsere Pflichten zu erfüllen.”

Stephan

["If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear!"]